Tag: jokes
member name: Stephanie, proud Maw-Maw to my 2 granddaughters, G
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November 19, 2006 09:58 PM EST --
YOU MIGHT BE A CAJUN IF...
Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.
You won't eat a lobster because you think it's a crawfish on steriods.
You take a bite of 5-alarm . . .
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:08 AM EST --
(I worked all day on monday, so please forgive my lateness)
Den dare was da time dat Guidry boy went to da lumberyard, Fred Mills lumber yard and he said he wanted to buy some 4 by 2's and Mr. Fred . . .
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November 24, 2006 02:13 PM EST --
One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. "Hey, you! said the devil. "You're not supposed to be having a . . .
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . .
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November 19, 2006 10:14 PM EST --
You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo . . .
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January 19, 2007 11:08 PM EST --
Due to my work schedule, I haven't been sending along my usual Cajun jokes. Since I was bored, I thought I would send along a couple of jokes for your entertainment. Enjoy!
A Texan walked into the . . .
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December 08, 2006 10:36 PM EST --
Pronouciations of those darn cajun last names: Quibodeaux=Qib-a-doe. Thibodeaux=Tib-o-doe.
Boudreaux=Boo-dhrow (sound out the word throw, but with the d sound)...LOL
Quibodeaux, Thibodeaux and Boudreaux . . .
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December 10, 2006 09:16 AM EST --
One day Thibodeaux went up to Boudreaux. "You know Boudreaux, I think somethin' wrong wit me."
Boudreaux said, "Mais, Thibodeaux, tell me what's your problem.?"
"Well, . . .
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September 11, 2006 10:52 AM EDT --
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN LOUISIANA :
1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA .
3. There are 10,000 . . .
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December 11, 2006 09:39 AM EST --
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux had bought their own airline. On their first flight from Lafayette to Jamaica, they ran into motor trouble. Thibodeaux came on the speaker and said, "We are going to have . . .
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March 12, 2007 06:16 PM EDT --
I thought a little cajun humor might help you get out of the Monday blahs.
For those of you who are new to my cajun humor pages, let me fill you in on how to say a few of these cajun names/words.
Boudreaux=Boo-drow(grow) . . .
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April 06, 2007 11:40 PM EDT --
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what . . .
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April 08, 2007 08:06 PM EDT --
A Texan walked into the City Bar last weekend and started bragging that nobody could drink like Texans can and bet that if any of the Cajuns there could drink a whole case of beer in an hour or less he . . .
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November 29, 2006 09:02 PM EST --
[For this one, it helps to know a little French.]
A few years ago, the School Board hired an American teacher, fresh out of college, to teach first grade at a little school way up the bayou.
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March 20, 2007 09:06 AM EDT --
Thibodeaux: Boudreaux, did you get the parrot I sent you for your birthday?
Boudreaux: Yes, it was good!
Thibodeaux: You ate the bird!
Boudreaux: Of Course I ate it.
Thibodeaux: That bird spoke five . . .
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December 14, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting on Boudreaux's porch. Boudreaux was holding his new puppy. It had the face of a chow, the body of a weenie dog, and the hair of a poodle. Thibodeaux couldn't . . .
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November 30, 2006 09:13 PM EST --
Once a social worker had been given a referral about some children who were in some need, so she went out to make a home visit. It took her a while to find the house but finally she found the house way . . .
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December 03, 2006 12:30 PM EST --
I work too much for a little pay, so this joke is very late, so please forgive me...
Early one morning, Tee Jean was walking along the bank of Bayou Que de Tortue behind his house. All of a sudden, . . .
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November 23, 2006 02:37 PM EST --
A baby crawfish and its mother were walking along a ditch when the baby crawfish who had gone ahead, comes flying back down the ditch. The mother followed and asked, "What is the matter?" The . . .
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